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  1. The lyrics are false.
    (in a) knitted kimono –…
    (I'm richer than) -> Rich like a klingon that be kickin' in at the Kremelin
    (I've) got a question

    I was wondering why I always fail when K starts, with the knitted kimono.

  2. For some reason if I whisper it I can rap it perfectly but when I say it out loud it's way more difficult. I could do it but I just have trouble moving my mouth fast enough.

  3. I adamantly attack the alphabet
    With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium.
    I'm like an Adderrall-addicted anaconda or an alcoholic or an asshole like A-Rod, no anabolics.
    But I brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat.
    Brushing bubbly all over your booby and booty beef,
    'Cause I'm a carpenter – I come carving your carcass.
    Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet.
    Crumbling chron in Colorado with my Cal cronies.
    I'm cramming it full of condiments like it's a Calzone.
    Delicious! I didn't drive and drink.
    Whether diamonds or dimes, man, I'm diving deep like an electric eel.
    I'm elegantly eloquent, and every cent I've ever earned just entered me in the election.
    I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis of the erection.
    A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon.
    Five falcons just flew to a fountain and fell in.
    Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside.
    Golly gee from Glasgow to Guatemela's gentrified.
    A hippopotamus is high on heroin, he heckles me,
    And hires Haitian Hank to hand his ho a hysterectomy.
    In hateful hieroglyph I hurl out hyperbolic hubris,
    And hang with Hipster Helen, that's the hooker with the huge hips.
    I'm ill. I'm Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issues.
    Jumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jiving Japanese judo and jiu-jitsu.
    Killing them like a kid, got a kilogram of ketamine for Kwanzaa.
    Knit a kimono made out of komodo dragon skin.
    Rich like a Klingon that be kicking it at the Kremlin,
    But I'm kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian.
    Lethal. Literally litter a little limerick that be littler than a Leprechaun.
    A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem,
    Making a metamorphosis until I'm mechanized like Megatron.
    Nick Nolte, a nerdy native of Nebraska, needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA.
    Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeias.
    Oswalt Patton picking a pocket, plucking a patent.
    I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion.
    I got a question, got to quiz ya:
    Let's step on the gas and go quicker. Uh.
    Really getting ready for the revolution.
    Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around the Russian Ronda Rousey resort.
    Serve a simple sentiment, a simile that's smoking like a sheet of Sudafed.
    I'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse.
    Titties on Atilla tell a teller that'll toe-tag.
    Terminator gun inside a turtle-tattered tote bag.
    Thugs are Un-American, unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of UGGs.
    Vivid and vivaviously venomous with the wicked wombats only walking where women is.
    Getting xenophobic at the Xanadu.
    XOXO, yippee-ki-yay.
    Yours truly, Mac.
    Yes, yo!
    Oh, shit, I forgot Z… Zebra.

  4. Honestly it's sad if people cannot even get it with the original I mean I could do it 100% after a couple try's but I've been able to rap fast for a long time so if people can't rap fast don't even try because Mac lethal will leave you on your ass

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